East Coast/West Coast Hipstas

Why I hate trendy people Reason #10: They still adhere to the east coast/ west coast rivalry.

As a west coaster transplanted to the east coast, it's hard to pick a side in the battle of the coasts. But I do have to give a shoutout to my west coast trendy people. At least they own up to it. Even though you could say that L.A. is one of the style capitals of the world, it's so clearly aware of it's own wealth. I'm tired of all these east coast hipsters pretending they don't have trust funds and fancy cars waiting for them when they graduate. At least my west coast trendy people are obvious about their wealth. While hipsters on the east coast attempt to blend in the with hobo elite by wearing "their dads'" old flannels (please, we all know that your dads only wear lacoste polos and immaculately pressed khakis) west coast hipsters are rocking their labels loud and proud.

Dear east coasters, you're not hiding anything by covering up your hunter rain boots. We all know how much you paid unnecessarily for those rubber shoes that could be purchased for at the most, $50 less. I guess what I'm trying to say is that there is clearly a feud between the coasts still going on. However, I will throw my east coasters a bone, they are just trendier. I'm still seeing Ed Hardy on the west coast. Come on. When will you catch on? That brand is reserved strictly for slutty, rich soccer moms. Hello Real Housewives of Orange County... Maybe now that it's being actively promoted on Jersey Shore, the west coasters will realize it is JUST NOT COOL. Never did I think there could be a trashier version of a tattoo, until Ed Hardy came along and proved, you can wear a tattoo without having the balls to actually get one! Thank you Ed Hardy, for letting "trendy" people get tattoos without having to go through the pain or dedication of actually inking their skin. The cheesy dice, skull and all around vegas type themes will now live on in the overpriced, cotton wardrobes of "cool moms" all around the united states.

I do not come to spread the feud, I'm quoting from my man Dre, when I advise all the trendy people haters to unite. "I don't give a fuck where you from I'ma Killa Hill-er", now in that sprit, let's get "crews on both sides together". Unite slobs of the world, our time has come.